I donвЂ™t know why I found it so funny but damnвЂ¦ Unfortunately, I have no way of taking you to the hospital, soooooвЂ¦ You know whatвЂ™ll take your mind off that pain? A Pokemon battle! YouвЂ™ve been stabbed?! By who?! Who is running around Victory Road stabbing innocent trainers?! Poor BarretвЂ™s paws were starting to catch frostbite. This took me forever to actually get through. This little segment was absolutely infuriating. ThatвЂ™s not an evolution, itвЂ™s a freaking Nosepass with a mustache. What kind of excuse for an evolution is this? ItвЂ™s a freaking Nosepass with a mustache.

Yeah, that other guy said something similar too!Дoes everybody say this in Victory Road? Yeesh, not very encouraging to potential Elite Four challengers.ДЇOR REAL this time, Fish, this is the absolute LAST time I will ever use you. Haha! ThatвЂ™s true, every Victory Road is like that! Nicely said, hiker! We have to backtrack just a tad to the place where itвЂ™s always raining in order to get to Victory Road. I think IвЂ™m gonna keep them for the rest of the region. Besides, SagaвЂ™s current team of six is solid. It was fun exploring it for Pokemon, but again, I didnвЂ™t find anybody I wanted to keep. Geez, look at this, thereвЂ™a another Safari Zone! We walk through a cave real quick and reach the next actual town. I keep thinking it has something to do with the move Secret Power, but Foxxy knows it and I do not have the option to use it outside of battle, so I donвЂ™t know. I wish I knew what these things were for. He is now finding a permanent home in the PC. THAT was the LAST time I will ever use Fish. When we at last come up for air, we reach a place where it is constantly raining. ItвЂ™s almost as if she knows just as well as I do that Fish is useless. What I think is funny is that Saga will automatically use the Instant Lapras even when Fish is in her team and can SURF perfectly well. Doing so involves a lot of DIVE-ing, so Fish is getting quite the workout. We have to make it through a very mysterious cave. I did learn that I was going to need to have DIVE on hand, so you know what that meansвЂ¦ I had to look up where to go next because I couldnвЂ™t figure it out on my own. Can you two leave so I can close up? I have a date with Wilson of the Elite Four later tonightвЂ¦ *gives TM for Overheat* Overheat is a move that does a lot of damage, but it hurts your stats afterwards. *gives Inferno badge* This badge allows you to use the HM Dive outside of battle. You should have blacked out and ran to a PokeCenter like I did. Us?В What did you do to deserve the badge? All of your Pokemon fainted. Jake: Absolutely not! TheyвЂ™re not swaggy enough! Just give us the badge! I have only had to use that method a few times in my Pokemon life, but itвЂ™s there as a backup on the offchance I cannot win. Plan B is always вЂrevive until Struggles ensueвЂ™. I donвЂ™t remember why I revived Barret and sent him out firstвЂ¦ I think it was just because I wanted to make sure I had enough Pokemon to wait Miranda out in case I couldnвЂ™t win. She kept digging underground, waiting out the enemyвЂ™s attacks, then popping up and OHKO-ing everyone. Genevieve was totally the star of the fight. I did legitimately think Yukio was going to survive longer, but that damn Flare Blitz is stronger than I anticipated. HeвЂ™s a Fire-Type himself, so getting fainted by a fire-move didnвЂ™t hurt too bad. I revived Genevieve and Barret and poor Shawn had to be the stand-in while this happened.

She was going to make damn sure this was the last time we had to endure this Gym.Д«ut Yukio swept in and knocked out Charizard with one AncientPower, so weвЂ™re still on track to winning. I know things look tough for Genevieve, but I was not about to lose to Miranda again.

Using it TWICE, the second time when you are on the brink of death, is deliberate sabotage. Using it once in battle is understandable.

I feel likeвЂ¦ Jake looked at Saga with this determined expression and said вЂњDonвЂ™t worry bro, I got this! Aggron, use Automize!вЂќ and his reasoning behind this was вЂњAggron will be so fast, no one will be able to hit him!вЂќ Camerupt had used Fire Plume in the beginning but Genevieve was underground at the time, so it only hit Scrafty - if you were wondering why JakeвЂ™s Pokemon suddenly lost a bunch of HP for no reason. Jake was hardly any help at all, of course. Genevieve took out the fire camel and the ghost chandelier pretty quickly. Recap: Demetri was defeated and Saga challenged the next Gym Leader, but Jake fucked everything up by sucking at double battles.

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